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Your Garden,
Remembered

Track your plants, watch them grow, and never forget what worked
Horticultural Evolution in Progress

Plant Health Check

Snap a photo, get advice. Our AI looks at your plants and tells you what they need -- whether it is more water, more sun, or just a kind word.

Watch Them Grow

Automatic timelapse videos from your daily photos. See weeks of growth in seconds -- perfect for sharing with friends and family.

Garden Map

Mark where each plant lives on a photo of your garden. Tap any marker to see its full history, photos, and notes.

Any Camera Works

Use your phone, a security camera, or even an old webcam. CultiWars collects photos from anywhere and keeps them all in one place.

See It In Action

A look at what you can do with CultiWars

The Field Canvas -- tactical plant mapping

Your Garden, Mapped Out

Take a photo of your garden and place markers on each plant. Tap any marker to see its photos, notes, and growth history. Rearrange them anytime.

The AI Growth Advisor -- unsolicited botanical opinions

Smart Plant Advice

Upload a photo and get helpful suggestions about what your plants might need. It spots problems early and gives you plain-language tips to keep everything healthy.

"I used to track my plants with a stick in the mud. Now I use CultiWars, and my petunias have started a neighborhood watch."

-- The Ghost of Capability Brown

"The interface is so intimidating that our local aphid colony has applied for jobs in the accounting department of a local library."

-- Lady Hortensia Digby-Smythe

"The question is not 'what did they smoke' but 'where the hell are those nutes bottles after the move and how fucked am I if they leak.' CultiWars won't help you find them. But you might reconstruct some events looking at the area chronicle."

-- Field Agent, Identity Redacted

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea. Thank you."

-- The Philosopher of Sector 7G

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